ロングのエロスってグチャグチャのスパゲッティみたく引っかかることだと思うのでこれをロングヘアスパゲッティー理論と題して学会に発表したいけどたぶんとっくの昔に他の人が似たような論文出してそうなのでやめた。

I was thinking that long hair kind of sticks together like spaghetti so I started calling it the Long Hair Spaghetti Theory and was going to submit it to an academic society but I think someone has probably already written a paper on something similar so I gave up.