ブランコに乗ろうとしたら
ハリネズミのメスに刺されたので
0.10秒で痛みを感知し
0.30秒で平静を装い
0.50秒で静かにもだえる

When I tried to sit down on the swing
I was pricked by a female hedgehog, and
At 0.10 seconds I felt the pain
At 0.30 seconds I calmed myself down
At 0.50 seconds I was silently writhing