Don't give up, you two! I do have another sort of story for you.

It's not about myself, but...

Ooh!

These two were extremely close, but their houses didn't get along so well.

Ohoo!

That's more like it!

In the end, they were split into factions for and against Buddhism and had a war over it...

But the two of them remain close to this day.

Why art thou following me again!? Go the other way!

I have business over there too! This sort of stuff is exactly why people think we're a thing!

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