Hey, listen, Warspite!

I just got curious, but aren't our forces' equipment a bit too unfashionable?

I mean, the Union has got dogs and pianos! I can't allow our Royal forces to be any less cool than that!

Aye, my Queen! Leave it to me!

I must be asking too much...right...?

N... no problem! Leave it to me! *nya*

Royal battleship Duke of York with horse

So this can be such a pleasant activity, can it...

Perhaps I shall follow up by riding a deer or some such.