invenblocker:

[quote]wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se:

[quote]ghostyrivergirl:

[quote]radicalseabies:

[quote]radicalseabies:

[quote]if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu[/quote]

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me[/quote]

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.[/quote]

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo[/quote]

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.[/quote]