The Commander is wonderful, isn't he.

...is he really?

Why, this other day I was acting as secretary ship in the office, when my throat got dry... and then just when I was thinking of heading out to buy some water, the Commander shared half of his with me.

"This hasn't touched my lips yet, so go ahead and drink it," he said, as he handed me an unsealed bottle of water. And the Commander said it too, "Ladies first." I was treated as a proper first-class lady... squeee!