Funny gag I suddenly thought of before regretting it

As a vampire, I have 9 asses...

Because I'm a vampire...!! Kyuuketsuki: vampire Kyuu: 9 ketsu: ass ki: demon

P- giggles

W-With that much butts, going to the toilet... Would be a problem...lol lol

Stop!!

Pikkin!! (Sound effect of having an idea)