This truly is the worst possible match-up!!

The thought of going on a journey with a man as ill-fitting as him fills me with bile!!

Well, I suppose I could put up with him if he keeps his mouth shut.

I'll just cut Mr. Macho here loose afterwards, once I grab someone in the next town!

Mhm?

Hey! Stop eating that rock!!

By now you're already barely different from a monster!!

Eat croissants when you're out in public!!

You're a member of my elegant and refined party!

GNAW     GNAW