UWAAAAAAAAH!!

There's curry coming out of the fauceeeeet!!

The rice cooker is packed with curry...

Did you do this?

I should be asking you! What the hell is going on!?

Oh my god... The curry has started controlling us...

Eeh!?

Curry is a food which values hierarchy.

The curry saw us dithering and getting into arguments right in front of it.

And now the curry has placed us below itself in the pecking order.

The weak overthrowing the strong. The curry has supplanted mankind as its master.

Do you understand?

No... I have no idea what you're on about.

But I guess you're trying to tell me you didn't do this?

Why would I do something like this...? The bathtub is full of curry too.

Right...