I'm home~ What's for dinner tonight?

Curry, obviously.

WHYYYYY Why doesn't it ever end no matter how much we keep eating!?

I don't know... The more we eat the more of it appears.

Could it be because I keep making more every time we eat it...?

It is!

I just keep making it without thinking... Habit is a scary thing.

You're the one who's scary! Oi, stop! Stop making it, you idiot!!

What do you mean, 'idiot'!? Don't get angry at me just because I made nothing but curry for a while!

Every day for the past ten years is more than 'a while'!

I told you to stop making it!

Hitting your own wife... You've changed, dear.

I'll blame it on the curry and leave it at that.

You're not wrong!