Akashi! I've finally found you!

W-what's the nyatter?

While it's true that the vending machine sells cola at 500 yen each...... and sometimes cola doesn't come out even when you put money in it, but...... 500 yen = approximately 5 USD, which is vastly overpriced.

When cola does come out, it says, in Indianapolis's very own voice, "I love big sis very much" nya.

Don't you "what's the nyatter" me! This is about that new vending machine you set up that's making Portland act strange!

Uh, nyai just wanted to make her happy!

Furthermore, there's just an extremely small chance of hearing those words in a very racy, indecent, whisper of love-like tone of voice that the real deal would never use, nya.