I was bored, so...

I tried coming up with an adult rock-paper-scissors game. Would you like to hear it?

I have a bad feeling about this...

Scissors consist of two fingers, so it'll be a p*ssy spread.

Rock is a fist, therefore fist-f*ck.

And paper will be spreading the p*ssy.

Both scissors and paper are redundant.

In that case we'll go with the special rules and start scissoring.

Scissoring...