Arjuna.

Is "Krishna Mask" okay with you as the ring name?

W... What is that, all of a sudden...

There is seemingly an event in Mexico to decide the True Santa, you see.

True Santa...? Mexico...?

I was asked if I'm interested in joining that tag-team match as India's representative. That's why I was thinking of the ring name.

Tag-team mat...

I don't understand a single thing.

Your lack of words is more impressive than ever.

Why do I have to go with you in this tag-team match?

Doesn't that sound nice? A battle where you stand in a row and compete against each others.

What is a True Santa in the first place?

This is not certain, but they seemingly hold the power to keep Christmas on and on for eternity.

I don't really understand... But I presume you know what kind of a person leading this?

Of course I know.

It's the half of a Santa goddess, in Samba costume.

Dammit... I can't really decide if this absurdity comes from your poor talking skill, or the event itself...