先日近所のスーパー内の自販機で煙草を買おうとしたときのお話。
自販機の下には３～４歳くらいの幼女が。
で、僕はまぁ気にもせず自販機に近づいてお金を入れようとしたわけですが…

h5.そこでなぜか幼女、手が届く範囲のボタンを連打。

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３次は萌えないが和みはする

しかも凄く期待に満ちた目でこっちを見てくる幼女。
１分くらいどうしようか考えながら眺めた。
ら、全てどうでも良くなるくらい和んだのでそのまま帰った('ω｀*)

世の中から煙草を無くすにはすべての自販機の下に幼女を配置すればいいと思うんだ。

ちなみに「お金入れてたらフラグが立ったのに」系のレスは禁止で（ぇ

This is a story about when I tried to buy "cigarettes":/wiki_pages/show_or_new?title=cigarette from a "vending machine":/wiki_pages/show_or_new?title=vending_machine at a nearby supermarket the other day.
On the ground in front of the vending machine, there was a little girl who is around 3 to 4 years old.
But without regard to the girl, I tried to insert money into the vending machine...

h5.Then, the girl somehow started pressing the buttons within her reach.

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I don’t especially feel any Moe to the three-dimensional girl, but I at least feel relief when I look at her.

And the girl even looked at me with a look of full expectancy.
I kept looking at the girl for the next minute wondering what to do next...
Then, I felt a soothing peacefulness to the point of not caring about anything. So I just left the site without buying anything. :-)

To eliminate all the cigarettes from the world, I think a little girl should be placed under each and every vending machine.

By the way, a response such as "If you inserted the money, "'a flag of love'":http://bangin.wordpress.com/2008/03/21/%E3%83%95%E3%83%A9%E3%82%B0-furagu/ could stand up" is not allowed.(wut)