The painting of this part is the key...I must tread lightly.

Hey! Medea! The master is asking for you!

Shit!!

Huh? Did I scare you? Sorry sorry.

Saber-chan...just...just grew a beard...

Master is asking for you. Hurry up and come with me now.

Please, just leave me alone.

This is a limited edition...

Oh? Was it that precious?

Of course it is!! You don't know what I went through to get it!

Thanks to you, she is Blackbeard now!

So what? Just give it a few more brushes to cover it up!

It's not perfect anymore! It's flawed!

Hm?

Is this......?

Master, hear me out! Medea is awesome!

She made a ton of plastic figurines of my dad, and they are gorgeous!

Heh, you are quite crafty for a witch. I've changed my opinion on you.

I think you are awesome too!

Why do I feel a hint of hostility from your words?

No, Medea, I really meant it, you are awesome. These Artoria figurines are simply great.

I'm done, what about you?

Right?~ There are swimsuit versions as well!

But the best one, this limited edition, was already ruined by Mordred.

Come on, I really didn't mean it. Forgive me, will ya?

You'll be at ease if I give you a replacement, won't you?

Eh!? King of Heroes, you know how to make figurines as well?

Heh, a mere statue, how hard could it be?

I had no interest in your mongrel business at the beginning...

...but for the sake of the mongrel (AKA Master), I'll bend your way and give you one of these figurines!

Here, take it with utmost gratitude!

This is a one-of-a-kind treasure!

Take it, mongrel! Saber's figurine does look good, but my body is the true incarnation of beauty! So I hereby grant you a figurine of me.

He must be deliberately fucking with me!

Do you know?

Speaking of the one and only best in history at constructing structures and making figurines, it wouldn't be anyone else...

この OZYMANDIAS だ!! ...BUT IT WAS I, OZYMANDIAS!!!

Witness me with both eyes wide open! I'll show you what a true figurine is!

On my left hand, is absolute perfection!!

On my right hand, is also absolute perfection!!

When two perfections join each other and become one!

Do you know what will happen?

So what were you two doing here to begin with...

Actually...I can help you fix that figurine too.

You can?

Yeah, a little.

I made quite a few Musashi figurines as well.

This is terrific!!

Well...being a princess and all...handiwork is a required skill.

I am very interested in making figurines! Can you teach me?

I'll leave the repair to you! Osasa-chan!

Osasa-chan?

Eh? I gotta teach as well?

You don't like Osasa-chan? How about Himeme-chan?

...I'll take Osasa-chan...

All done! Excellent! Simply perfect, as expected from me!

Let me send this to Medea right away.

Why the fuck did Saber's face turn into Musashi!?

Because I was struck by inspiration when I was repairing.

Would you hold your goddamn inspiration please!?

I think it is more perfect this way.

This is no way near perfect!! This is not Saber!!

How about a mask then? This could give it a theme of slowly corrupting from head to toe.

Just stop, I beg you!! Original line is a memetic Chinglish way of writing "I beg you". Beg=求, Ball=球, they pronounce the same in Chinese.

Just stop will you!? I don't even know who this is!!

It's Saber!

Is this Saber secretly Chimera or something!?

Now this Chimera is completely hopeless...

Medea! Osasa-chan! I finished mine as well!

Check this out!! The infamous Chinese bootleg Saber figurine, dubbed "evil incarnation" for its peculiarly twisted face. Apparently known as "Sader" in the West. Currently worth over 1000RMB (145USD) for the collectors of shit.

I think I've found the key of doing this! Am I actually quite gifted in figurine making!?

Perhaps Mordred is gifted for real...