You've come after my wife a ton of times.

And now you're even transforming into her.

Sorry, but you could never hope to imitate her completely.

Well, maybe that's too harsh.

I know the fluffy texture of my wife's tails better than anyone.

So maybe I'm the weird one here.

Meanwhile...

(The real one)

*bwomf*

I'm calling the cops.

Hm? Where could he be?

Crap! Crap! Crap!

I'll never get my chance at the fox now...!

If you've got a problem with my wife, you've got a problem with me.