Heeey!

Are you all right?

What an ordeal you've been through! I heard it all from the police.

Ah, here's the real deal.

*tmp* *tmp* *tmp*

I am rather glad you weren't taken in by that fake, though...

I knew something was off since "you" weren't reading my thoughts.

And there's no way that tanuki could imitate the fluffiness of your tails, or the way you act when I touch them, or...

Wait just one minute.

You fluffed her?

You've been fluffing another woman's tail?!

Eep!