What pork are you talkin'? The flyer had half-price written down there as plain as the nose on my face...

Right here, sir.

If you look here under blue light...

Ain't this kinda shady, son...?

H-h-h-h-h-h-h-however, sir-

The height difference between the two of you is so blazingly obvious.

-were to come into this establishment as a parent and child...

If you, uh-

I could perhaps...