Ah, puddles would reflect so I must ask you not to look down either, please.

You seem very distressed. Are you a virgin?

If you want to see that badly then I wouldn't mind letting you. But I will eat you.

I'm not letting myself get killed over an urge. Please, just be quiet.

Later

*Pant*

*Pant*

Finally made it home...

After all the trouble of hiding from the rain you ended up covered in blood anyway.

*Sigh*... I guess I should at least thank you, but I'm never using you again.

Thank you for your patronage.