They're made for each of you to be as easy to use as possible-pofu.

I get a whip?

Aww, I wanted a magic wand or something...

Uh, I've never done archery, though.

Hmph. Such savage implements are only fitting for underachievers such as yourselves.

Behold this flute. An excellent match for my refined persona.

...Have you even ever played music?

I've dabbled in playing the recorder in 3rd grade.

Exactly the same as me.

*Hmph*