How many times do I have to tell you...

There are good jokes, and then there are bad—

I'm not joking. This is the truth.

For whatever reason, there have been several signs of the barrier cracking recently...

I've been busy fixing it for a while now.

During that time, Reimu was attacked by a youkai, but...

By the time I rushed there, she was already... I'm sorry.

The hell happened to the spell card system!?

You're not allowed to kill the Hakurei shrine maiden, right!? The youkai accepted it too, right!?

WHO THE HELL WOULD GET THE IDEA TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!?