今電脳網遊戯、本吹雪新吹雪二種在。本吹雪出会新吹雪砌乱心是必然也。
看板娘座争奪戦開始致候。

Games online o' todaye
Two Fubukis are at bay

When one doeth meet the other
Anon madness descendeth hither

Heralding the battle
O' poster girle' mettle.

Original is written in pseudo-kanbun, basically Ye Olde Butcherede Zipangese.