Director, you're awake.

How did I get here!?

As I'm playing Part 2 right now, I tend to talk to you a lot. Sorry about that.

Was chaining me really necessary?

Since I felt bad about calling you so much, I decided to make a life-sized figure of you instead.

I'm gonna have to take your exact measurements for this.

You fool! Read the FGO fanwork guidelines!

Independent distribution of figurines is prohibited!

It's fine, I've gotten consent from the original creator.

Approved.

Now then, please begin pouring the plaster.

AT LEAST DO A 3D SCAN!