The monsters are appearing less often than we at the land of magic expected-pofu.

But you can't relax-pofu! Everyone needs to stay vigilant-pofu!

You may say that, but are we supposed to remain ever-vigilant

against a foe who seldom even appears?

I'd get more into it if I was getting paid, tho.

Your ass said I could use all the weapons I want but there aren't any fucking weapons, are there!?

I'm fuckin' bored! All those guys who show up we kill with a single MagiPac*!

*Magical Splash Impact

There are weapons-pofu.

I thought it would be dangerous to give them to you from the start since you'd probably use them against others or play with them-pofu.

FIREWOOOOOOORKS!!

AGH!!!