It's my first time making cookies today, so I was thinking of getting you to help since I've heard you're quite the well-rounded teacher. The original uses an expression which means "to be allowed to practice with one of higher skill"...

Well-rounded, huh... so a boob job, you mean. ...but the individual words themselves literally mean "to borrow one's breast".

Why!?

Apparently, in soccer, some countries ban heading in the ball depending on the age of the players. ...due to concerns over causing concussions to small children.

Eh? Petting?

What kind of car do you like, Commander?

Me? Must be a Ferr*ri after all.

I see, so the Commander likes fella, huh...

See men, we want to have a life-or-death battle for once in our lives.

Semen!? Originally she misheard "life or death" for "sperm" (both homophones pronounced /seishi/).

Yes, a fight between men.