“DDLC” (From The Little Monika)

The waifus are always 2D
In a Team Salvato game
You dream about dating Yuri
Well, that is a crying shame
Just look at the girls beside you
And your choice will be quite clear
Let Monika be your waifu
Just what do you have to fear?

DDLC
DDLC
Darling, it’s better
When girls are deader
Take it from me
Out in the world where MC lives
To be with him, the things I’d give
If I can’t beat them
Then I’ll delete them
DDLC

Down here all the girls are happy
As they read each other’s poems
But Sayori isn’t happy
She’s sad ‘cause she’s all alone
But girls who you pick ain’t lucky
They fixing to lose their life
One day when Yuri goes kooky
Guess who’s gonna catch a knife (Uh-oh)

DDLC
DDLC
Nobody survive
Live to be your wife
Except for me
Well, you could call me yandere
If I’m with you, then it’s okay
Can’t keep from smiling
When girls are dying
DDLC (DDLC)
DDLC (DDLC)
Since we’re 2D here
Our lives are cheap here, tragically
Even on Tumblr and on Steam
They post some doki-doki memes
We got that gay shit
You’ve got to play it
DDLC

Your friend meets her end
Your boo tie the noose
Your wife play with knives
Commit seppuku
Your love has it tough
Her mind isn’t fine
Your bae 'bout to slay herself (Yeah)
The weebs can’t believe
Their fave’s in a grave
The files get beguiled
Say bye to your save
If I’m not your girl, then I guess this world
Can all just go to hell

(INSTRUMENTAL 26 SEC)

DDLC (DDLC)
DDLC (DDLC)
When the MC talk to Natsuki
It’s time to delete
What do they got? Some broken files
We’ve got the stuff to make you smile
Each little weeb here
Happy to be here
DDLC
Each little day here
They love to stay here
DDLC
Each little waifu
Know how to die too
That’s why it’s cuter
In the computer
Yeah, we in luck here
Down in the club here
DDLC