If you were siblings, which one would be the older one?

Female me is more of a reliable type, so don't you think you'd be the older sister?

Not at all...! I think male me is more like an older brother.

Both want the other to be the older sibling

Both won't let the other be the older sibling

I'm the older one!

No, I am the older one!

I am!

I am!

Grr...