Good question...

What would happen if I took off this ribbon?

Even I don't really know.

I might start to feel like eating humans.

That'd be a pain, though.

A pain?

As far as I'm concerned, humans are like that moon over there.

Someone who lives in darkness like me would definitely get heartburn from eating something so bright.

That's why your fried, slightly burnt eels are like a 100 times better.

Right, thank you very much...

As such, I'm happy the way things are.