Aren't there any simple diets...

Out there...

You should try calorie off foods no desu.

Calorie off, huh...

With ice cream or mayonnaise that's calorie 50% off, even if you eat twice as much, your actual caloric intake would only be the same as 1 portion no desu.

Even if I eat twice as much, it's like 1 portion... It's the perfect diet.