Cattle mutilation!Mysterious slaughters of mostly farm animals, with their blood, entrails, organs and such extracted!One theory states that aliens are doing live experiments on them!Well, it annoys me to have to imitate an alien...But I can pull some pranks, and get offal while I'm at it!
Two birds with one stone, as they say.
Cattle's impression
TARGET DETECTED!
HAND OVER YOUR OFFAL—!!
*This is a prank by youkai standards.
Humans, please don't imitate.
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