Just recently, I got married to a youkai fox.

What's more, my wife keeps gaining power, and apparently can now read minds.

I'm sure she's hearing everything I'm thinking right now...

That's right.

Just try to keep a secret from me; I'll see straight through it and devour you. It's impossible for you to even surprise me.

...impossible?

Your mind reading isn't perfect...

It takes you a few seconds to read someone's mind... right?

Well... that's true.

That means it's not impossible for me to surprise you.

Once I think up a surprise, I just have to do it within the few seconds before you read my mind.

...I see, you plan to surprise me with something you thought up on the spur of the moment? If you can, go ahead and tr...