Admiral~

Would you like to watch a romantic movie together?

A romantic movie? But aren't they all kind of the same? As soon as you see the trailer, you can pretty much guess how things are going to turn out. So I guess I'm not that interested...

...Huh? But Admiral, those "lady knight" or "female elf" stories you like... aren't they all the same too? They all end with the heroine losing to the dicks, but every time a new one comes out, you end up buying it.

No, wait... that's not...

They're all the same because the heroine always loses to the dicks in the end, aren't they?