Ahahahaha! Take a look at this, Momiji-san! This newspaper's hilarious!

Someone's cleaning with all their might, and you just sit here and read!?

...Besides, wasn't that paper written by you!?

Oh, no, something this old is from someone else.

Ah! Look, look! It's from the time you were born!

GYAAAAAH!! WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT!? Unauthorized use of my likeness!! Shouzouken no shingai

Eh, what? New rice of my liking? Koujouken no shinmai

I said no such thing!

Ah, that reminds me. Here's the paper from Momiji-san's first failed mission...

Then there's this here, and—

That one there—