In all her hundreds of years, this was Inubashiri Momiji's first time hearing someone refuse to put on clothes.

There's such a thing as dressing right for the occasion. TPO, they call it, TPO.

TPO?

T for Touchable, P for Plump, O for Opulent.

T for Throw down, P for Power abuse, O for Old joke?

That aside, let's cut to the chase.

You're really just moving on like that?

The reason I called you today, Momiji-san...

I don't need to be told to get the gist of it.