I'm not drunk at aaaaall!

Hey, Yuubari. I didn't do a thing, but the computer's busted.

Kitakami-san, have my hand-made chocolate! Eh? I didn't put anything in it! Pubic hair and aphrodisiacs? Like I said, I put nothing in there!

Admiral-san, jam it in! Just the tip is fine, just please jam it in!

* She's talking about a wedding ring. /hameru/ is (among other things) 'to fuck' and 'to put on an enveloping thing'

It's fine, fiiiine! It's just a short bit away, after all! Pola's gonna driiiive!

*　Legally out.