Dreadful Alisa?Pronounced "Alisa no Kiki"

Ho ho... I bet I'm going to hit the minor character road full-speed again this time round.

Don't worry, Alisa-chan!

I'm sure you'll get more limelight! (completely baseless)

You seem like my closest friend, Suzuka, but in reality you're so far away –

being comforted by you doesn't make me feel any better!

What!?

What are you talking about!?

You get more screen time than I do

because you're with Hayate so much!

And to top it off, now that your sister and Nanoha's big brother are engaged,

you and Nanoha are as good as sisters!!

You're so close to the two main heroines –

you've got just about the best role ever, Suzuka!!

And you've got the biggest breasts among the five of us!

Wait... Alisa-chan, not so loud!

I made up the part about the engagement.