I too

am only noticed by children.

Urban legends are the world of ordinary children.

Aren't you being possessed by an urban legend?

...You look stupid.

After all this time...

I wondered why you bothered coming all the way down here.

...Oh, that's a thing?

As far as I'm aware,

I tried coming here every now and then, and accidentally got immersed in it. Literally.

...Say.