Huh? What's this all of a sudden?

...No way.

Hey Astolfo-chan, wanna do something naughty?

You're the worst, Master!

Master has been inviting me to do lewd things more often lately...

I don't really mind it but I wish he'd ask a little bit more nicely.

Okay, I'll ask someone else, then.

Eh?!

Hey, hey, do you have a penis?

Eh? Master keeps saying he loves me but he's flirting with someone else!

Fufufu! Astolfo-chan is getting jealous.

Now he'll be sure to have more sex with me in the future!

Did I just get involved in something troublesome?