Guh, Kogasa-san...

You said it'd be easy to surprise people if I slept in your bed

but nobody even noticed! You liar!

N-Now now, who knows, it might go better tonight...

Right, Kohada Koheiji of Gensokyo! A character from an old ghost story: an actor specialized in playing ghosts, who became one after his death.

I don't care!

No good?

I'll have to take care of those kids tonight.