Commander-sama, there is piece of fluff on your head.

Huh? Where?

Fufu! I'll get it for you.

OHH!!!! They're huge! Such a marvelous plumpness...This is truly outrageous! No, too close!

Actually, it's a little bit exposed, isn't it? TITS!! I can't take it anymore!!

AH!

I have a bad feeling!!

Obliviousness will save the world