Can we try...

Pillow fighting?

You serious...?

There's only two of us, y'know?

I...

have never tried it before... so...

Will you be my first time?

It sounds seriously gross when you put it that way, okay?

A pillow fight with just two people is just a fight.

Do you hate me or something?

Please be gentle.

Now you're just asking for it.

Don't complain if you die, okay!?

... Eh?