I'm not sure what you're after, but nevertheless...

As you are now, you're lacking in dogliness.

D...Dogliness?!

To start with, dogs don't stand like that.

Geh... Like this?

They also don't talk like people.

Woof!

Woof woof? (How's this?)

Woof woof woof woof woof! (If you're satisfied, acknowledge me as a dog already!)

I have absolutely no idea what you're saying.

Why you...!

If you're really a dog,

I'm sure you can perform a trick or two for me, right?

Nrgh...

Woof!