I got this from Springfield, it's called "ear pick".

Oh, this?

Senpai, what are you holding?

Come, SASS, put your head on my lap.

I'll pick your ear.

Eh!? Pick my ear!? Lap pillow as well!?

Just let me tidy your hair.

One second.

Speaking of which, you do have some long ears, SASS.

Black, and kind of slippery....

I told you, senpai, for the millionth time. That's my hair, not my ear.