Who the fuck wants to do some shitty job like protecting the town or whatever!?

Huh!?

I don't wanna be stuck in this body! Turn me back already!

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*Squish*

I'm sorry but I'm also quite busy with my studies.

*Squish*

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If you become a magical girl you can use all the cool weapons you want-pofu. The girls will be all over you too-pofu.

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*Whisper* *Whisper*

Protecting the town counts as volunteer work-pofu. It will turn heads on your student record-pofu. The girls will be all over you too-pofu.

I don't wanna work out...

*Whisper*

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Magical girls can eat all they want and never get fat-pofu. In fact, you'll get thinner and the girls will be all over you-pofu.

I think I'd have more fun at a mixer...

Um, the girls will be all over you-pofu.

You'll make lots of good memories-pofu.

Sorry for not having any easy to read feature.

It's awful to say that after being in a trance for two hours-pofu...