... In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do you part?

...I do...

NOT!! That's absurd!!

If you become gravely ill, without hesitation I'll... I'll just leave you to the wolves and strike out to live on my own...

(laughter)

I thought you could at least be honest with yourself at a time like this... I guess this is pretty tough for you...