You're supposed to be their master! You can't just decide that.

It's true, though.

If you'd like, we can bet on it.

Indeed...

We both pick a side to try and persuade.

The first to get them to apologize wins... How about it?

You're just toying with people's relationships...

Isn't it good if we get them to make up?

Oh my? Could it be

that you're scared of another defeat?