Erm... Admiral...

Yes?

Whatever are you on about?

It's just that this kind of paper's been making the rounds...

Bring Aoba round.

Sir!

This is Aoba's "Naval Base News", right?

Admiral, are you... also going out with Mamiya-san?

"Lightly Lewd Kancolle" Aoba and the Admiral 1

No... this is the one that gets distributed to a select portion of the shipgirls.

"Back-Alley Base News"

is what it appears to be called...

"Umm, Mamiya-san was... This affair took place in "Restaurant Mamiya" where we always eat. Aside from reporter Aoba, there was another witness, the food supply ship "Irako"-san, from which we received this story. "It was 10:00 at night. I had finished my work and was about to return to the kitchen to discuss preparations for the next day with Mamiya-san, when I heard the Admiral's voice." It can be said that the food supply ship "Mamiya"-san provides all ship girls with food and love, and is like a mother. Irako-san continued: "At first, I thought they were chatting and so, being polite, I was about to leave. But immediately after deciding I should leave, I heard Mamiya's voice that was completely different from what I was used to hearing." I would like to point out that Irako-san had no intention to eavesdrop. However, upon hearing what Mamiya-san said, she unthinkingly began to do so. Irako-san then said this about that time. "Ummm.... I... Sazanami and the Admiral... I saw it once... Ah... It was that kind of voice... And I just knew... Her lovely voice..." Irako-san blushed and-