I am Lancer of black, Vladmir III. I heed thy call.

I am your servant, and you are my retainer.

Wow!! Are you that vampire who uses twin guns and is able to release the army of death?

No.

Um...so are you that vampire stand user who can stop time?

No.

Not a blond loli. Oshino Shinobu

Cannot manipulate fate. Remilia Scarlet

Doesn't open a hotel in Transylvania. Count Dracula from Hotel Transylvania

I must've got me a fake vampire....*sob*

Now now....