First off, Kosuzu-san's one and only close friend, Hieda no Akyuu-san! As the first person to discover the scene, you have all the qualifications of being the culprit, don't you!?

Next up, serial jinyou killer, Hakurei Reimu-san! Did you finally decide to take care of Kosuzu-san!?

...Maybe I'll split your head open too.

And then, habitual burglar Kirisame Marisa-san! Did Kosuzu-san witness your crime and have her mouth shut for good!?

Hey, I ain't stolen nothing from Suzunaan yet!

Yet, you say...

Here we have social awareness p*rn writer Shameimaru Aya-san!

She's a potential culprit with previous experience swooping down on Kosuzu and lots of strength in a pinch!

That's... a misunderstanding!

Last, someone who often visits Suzunaan, this mysterious old la—

Ahem!

...Young miss.

Eheh ♡

This sure is difficult... Anyone could've done it...

Wait a minute, please. My visit to Suzunaan was in the morning.

Hohoo! If you have an alibi, let's hear it!