Kunashiri

I'm back!

Ah, Commander. Welcome back.

Oh, Kunashiri! That's some great coming-home timing, there! Could it be that you were waiting for me?

Hah? You're wrong! You're misunderstanding! It's just a coincidence - that's a given!

Ah! Welcome back, Commander! Kuna's been waiting this whole time in the entranceway-sshu! For you Commander!

NGAAAAARRR! Shimushu, you idiot!!